Since I'm angry, I deserve to post about cute boys cutting their hair. If that can't make me happy, then thousands of calories will. Why, WHY can't I drink at work??
Anyway... Twilight's Robert Pattinson, always someone you can count on for crazy lettuce/sex hair, made millions of tween girls and fanilows weep as he jumped on the buzzcut bandwagon this weekend. Hmmm... still looks a bit like a sexy hobo. Thousands of unicorns, fauns and fairies were killed upon the deforestation of their natural habitat.