Oh Etsy, you never cease to amaze me with your world of weirdness. This is probably one of the funniest knitted things I have ever seen. It looks oddly comforting, though I would probably break out in a hideous rash.
What do you say we all get one, and then start a posse? We could become Dr. Suess-like outlaws.
Buy your's here, in a variety of colors.